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REALLY dirty phone sex

*phone rings*
Character 1: Hello.
Character 2: Hi there I'm Alex. Who's the sexy voice?
Character 1: Jonathan.
Character 2: So Jonathan what do you do for a living?
Character 1: I'm an Astronaut.
Character 2: Wow, that's hot.
Character 1: Yeah, I'll take you to the Moon, baby.
Character 2: Mmm, yeah. So what are you wearing?
Character 1: My space suit.
Character 2: Tasty stuff. What wonders lie underneath it?
Character 1: My MAG XL.
Character 2: So your "MAG XL" is giving you a big bulge right now?
Character 1: Yeah. So big it makes walking difficult.
Character 2: Mmm -
Character 1: I'll have to drop its load soon.
Character 2: All over me -
Character 1: Erm... Okay...
Character 2: What does MAG stand for? Male Action Gear?
Character 1: Maximum Absorbency Garment
Character 2: What is your MAG XL anyway?
Character 1: My diaper.
Character 2: Ew, sorry I'm not into that! *hungs up*


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